my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

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Happy Butch Appreciation Day.

To butches of all ages : I wish you love and happiness. But most of all hope. Hope for a happy future and a life of adventure.

i said what i said

this one’s also on redbubble

TOOLbelt (2002) by Martha Summers

ID. photos of a carpenter's toolbelt that is also a strap-on harness. the first photo has just the belt, and the second has pliers and other tools in the pockets, then two dildos in the hammer loops and a bundle of rope. End ID.

Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person

Ahhh, glad to see it always comes back to this

hugs for butches. hugs for butches who are uncomfortable receiving affection because the world tells us to be stoic. butches who bottom and struggle with the vulnerability of it. butches who prefer to be little spoon. butches who are stone and feel shame for it. butches who can’t top due to disability. butches who keep their shirts or bras on during sex. butches with gender dysphoria. butches who struggle to ask for pleasure and love. butches with religious trauma. butches who feel pressure to submit to heteronormative standards in their daily lives or in the bedroom. butches who are shamed for not being “butch enough.” hugs for butches.

become the dyke they told you to watch out for

I just think gay aesthetics are incomplete without fat people in them. Hairy people too. Fat and hairy is a bonus

Lailah, angel 🪽